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Punchlines #24

July 20, 2008 – 2:42 pm

I remembered this punchline while waiting to get a haircut earlier today:

“Nope, just cut hair.”

This punchline was of course in response to the question “Bob Cox here?”
It was all I could do to keep from giggling out loud.
-k-

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Punchlines #23

May 10, 2008 – 1:22 pm

From Kathy Slusher-Stephens, in a mail-o-gram to my little bride, this jewel:
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?!”
Tis’ to laugh.
-k-tbbs tags: Punchlines

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Punchlines #22

May 1, 2008 – 11:00 pm

First unadorned punchline of ‘08, from my Brown City MI connection:
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
The whole story is pretty cute, too. The punchline isn’t from a story of the repeat-the-same-thing thrice variety. But it’s good enough to stand on its own [...]

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Where to Start?

March 5, 2008 – 8:27 pm

In the last month or two, this old blog hasn’t seen such benign neglect since its founding. The Twitter was only partially to blame. I’ve been extremely busy at work, and the Shiners and teevee are somehow more appealing at day’s end than the prospect of typing into the internet. Weekends have [...]

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Punchlines #21

December 25, 2007 – 12:23 pm

Combination Christmas/Out of the mouths of babes edition:
“That’s Round John Virgin.”
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Punchlines #20

September 23, 2007 – 3:49 pm

The unadorned punchline series continues with two more gems:
“Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.”
and
“I said chicken three times.”
-k-

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Punchlines #19

July 4, 2007 – 2:25 pm

This post from James brings to mind this ageless classic punchline:
“Jimmy put his shorts on backwards today. That’s why he couldn’t find it.”
Might be a good idea to do that on the next doctor’s visit. Read James’ post. I’m still giggling.
-k-

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Punchlines #18

May 24, 2007 – 10:27 am

Via a mail-o-gram from my Brown City MI connection, this jewel:

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

-k-

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Punchlines #17

March 17, 2007 – 7:28 pm

Via Elder Daughter. I had to read the thing 3+ times before it sank in:
Shoulda bought a hat, Shawn, shoulda bought a hat.
A-yup.
-k-

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Punchlines #16

March 3, 2007 – 7:19 pm

Continuing in the realms of the unadorned:
She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.
-k-

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