I’ve not posted the results of an online quiz in quite a while. I like this one very much.
Still waiting to take this one, which remains to this day the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered on the internets.
-k-
January 24, 2008 – 9:09 pm
From my Brown City MI interweb jokester:
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” George W., looking up from his [...]
December 1, 2007 – 9:20 pm
If it takes the entire weekend, my little bride and I will get this tree put up. The challenge is compounded by Shiner’s bottles being brown.
-k-
Thanks to my Brown City MI connection for the pic.
tbbs tags: Humor, Holiday
October 16, 2007 – 12:08 am
From my Brown City MI connection, inspired words for troubled times:
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or hump it,
Piss on it and walk away.
-k-tbbs tags: humor
September 29, 2007 – 12:27 am
From time to time, I share some funnies received via interweb mail-o-grams. There’s more than one grain of truth in this one:
HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES
Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 [...]
September 23, 2007 – 3:49 pm
The unadorned punchline series continues with two more gems:
“Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.”
and
“I said chicken three times.”
-k-
This post from James brings to mind this ageless classic punchline:
“Jimmy put his shorts on backwards today. That’s why he couldn’t find it.”
Might be a good idea to do that on the next doctor’s visit. Read James’ post. I’m still giggling.
-k-
Via a mail-o-gram from my Brown City MI connection, this jewel:
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
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Via Elder Daughter. I had to read the thing 3+ times before it sank in:
Shoulda bought a hat, Shawn, shoulda bought a hat.
A-yup.
-k-
Continuing in the realms of the unadorned:
She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.
-k-
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